ChatGPT has also launched its personal annual report.

[Introduction] Besides shopping, ordering takeaways, listening to music, and watching videos, now even ChatGPT has an annual report! OpenAI will summarize a unique annual review just for you based on your conversations over the past year. If you've been a heavy user of ChatGPT this year, perhaps it understands you better than other apps.

In the past couple of days, has your WeChat Moments been flooded with the annual reports of various apps again?

Everyone is pretending to casually show off their "niche and elegant" tastes.

Just when you're about to block these "cyber humblebrags," that well - known OpenAI has also joined the fray.

Just on Monday, ChatGPT quietly launched a new feature – "Your Year with ChatGPT."

That's right, even the AI is here to review how many stupid things you've done this year.

How to receive your "cyber diagnosis report"?

Although OpenAI's current experiment with this feature is only being tested in the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, it doesn't stop us from experiencing this large - scale "social embarrassment" scene first.

The way to get it is very simple. Enter a magic phrase in the app dialog box: "Show me my year with ChatGPT."

Note that only free, Pro, and Plus users can view it.

If you're using a corporate account provided by your company, sorry, OpenAI has kindly blocked it for you – presumably because they're afraid you'll send sensitive data like "how much work was done by the AI for you this year" to your boss and end up unemployed on the spot.

AI's sarcasm is the most deadly

Different from the music - listening apps that only praise you with sweet talk like "unique taste," ChatGPT's annual summary is mainly about being "seemingly objective but actually sarcastic."

The report starts with a poem for you (after all, it's a language model, so it has to have some style), and then comes three soul - hitting blows:

• How many messages did you send?
• How many conversations did you have in total?
• Which day did you talk the most?

The most outrageous thing is that it will also count an extremely picky piece of data: How many em - dashes did you use this year?

You see, OpenAI itself knows that when we chat with AI, we always like to use that kind of intermittent and hesitant grammar – as if typing a few more em - dashes can make the AI understand our non - existent profound meaning through the screen.

Then, it will analyze your "chat style."

Your annual awards

In addition to the cold data, ChatGPT has also come up with a set of "annual awards" similar to a personality test.

In the user profile, I'm classified as "The Engineer," and 19.1% of users have this title.

The explanation is: "Design reliable and executable systems; use ChatGPT to plan workflows, business processes, and step - by - step solutions."

The report will also generate a pixel - style annual art image.

Although OpenAI is promoting video models like Sora 2 that are comparable to Hollywood blockbusters, they still chose the retro pixel style for the annual review.

"Predicted your fortune" for 2026

To add a bit of interactivity (or to cover up the simplicity of the function), there's also a mini - game called "wipe away the fog" at the end of the report.

There's a layer of "fog" on the screen that looks like snow. You have to wipe it away with your hand to see the AI's prediction for your 2026.

If you're not satisfied, you can refresh the page to get a different one.

This feeling of "cyber fortune - telling" made me think for a moment that OpenAI's product manager had switched jobs from some domestic constellation apps.

To be honest, in an era when even food - delivery apps tell you "how many times you ordered spicy hot pot this year," ChatGPT's report is surprisingly concise.

Compared to music - listening apps telling you "how many late nights your favorite song accompanied you," ChatGPT's data is actually more private and more real.

Music is the mask we show to the outside world, while conversations with AI often hide our most real confusion, our most ignorant moments, and those stupid questions we don't even dare to mention to our close friends.

The end of the report says: In countless conceptions, questions, and explorations, you've found a place to sort out your thoughts. That's not easy.

Perhaps this is the new normal in the AI era.

Previously, we confided in our diaries. Now, we ask questions to AI.

We're not always seeking answers. Sometimes, we just need an absolutely patient and always - online listener to place our curiosity and anxiety that have nowhere to go.

Reference: https://x.com/OpenAI/status/2003190103729144224

This article is from the WeChat official account "New Intelligence Yuan." Editor: Allen. Republished by 36Kr with permission.